PinnedGreatest HitsThe plan for this week: Write about public excellence, public mediocrity, and the anguish of both.Feb 3, 2023Feb 3, 2023
The Human Exclamation PointThis is, hopefully, the final installment in my (also hopefully extremely limited) series, “Why Am I Like This?”Oct 23Oct 23
Projectile Figurative Language UseFor all of us who’ve ever asked, “Why am I like this right now?”Oct 14Oct 14
A Modest Proposal for the Preservation of Civilization by Means of Group ChatsEncompassing but not limited to text chains, Messenger threads, WhatsApp dramas, Facebook comment kerfuffles, and similar circles of…Sep 24A response icon1Sep 24A response icon1
The Succession of Grovers: From Waiter to Super (An Encore Post)A Journey into the Furry Depths of Stardom and YearningAug 21Aug 21
