Patriot, this may be the MOST IMPORTANT and SHOCKING email we ever send you. — Patriot, this may be the MOST IMPORTANT and SHOCKING email we ever send you. Norway is going to try to steal the 2022 Winter Olympics by winning more medals than our athletes. Donate to STOP THE OLYMPIC STEAL We here at Americans for Olympic Integrity (a non-profit group, although not by choice) are dedicated to ensuring…

“First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do.” Epictetus — “First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do.” Epictetus I hereby publicly state my 2022 resolutions before the tide of rants decrying resolutions as the folly of a made-up Hallmark Holiday. Such scoffing harshes my Seasonal Affective Disorder buzz. 1. Become Instagram…

NIGHT 1 — KATZ THE MUSICAL — NIGHT 1 — KATZ THE MUSICAL Gingerbread-scented high school drama teacher Krissy Moss (Drew Barrymore) wants to make the annual Christmas musical more inclusive but has no idea where to start. …

Mr. Chairman, Members of the Committee, thank you for having me here. — Mr. Chairman, Members of the Committee, thank you for having me here. Some background: I am the proud son of a Swingline stapler and an All-American prong fastener. After I graduated from the Ohio State University, I interned in the supply closet at McKinsey & Company. …

I hate to break it to you, sugar buns, but no one is going to be talking about defensive line gaps. — Hey, babe, I think we need to spend Super Bowl Sunday apart. The big game is important to me, honey, and I feel like you don’t appreciate it quite the same way a life-long foodie like myself does. Look, it’s pretty obvious you’re only pretending to understand and enjoy my…

Yesterday, Lifetime Movies announced a December 13th special mini-movie event that explores the romantic side of KFC’s Colonel Sanders… — Yesterday, Lifetime Movies announced a December 13th special mini-movie event that explores the romantic side of KFC’s Colonel Sanders. Here is the lineup for future branded romantic adventures: Past experience spoiled Chef Boyardee’s hopes for romance, but one saucy encounter taught him… Love Has No Shelf Life.

It is with the utmost enthusiasm that I express my interest in the position of Supreme Court Justice. I believe I bring the most important… — It is with the utmost enthusiasm that I express my interest in the position of Supreme Court Justice. I believe I bring the most important qualification for the job: I am a mother. If selected for this position, I will judge like a mother. America will learn some tough lessons…